
A crisis response in three hours
The day after its Summer Games Done Quick marathon wrapped (the one that raised more than $2.4 million for Doctors Without Borders) the speedrunning charity Games Done Quick (GDQ) announced a sponsored showcase with SNK, the studio behind Metal Slug. People immediately flagged who owns SNK: a foundation tied to Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman. About three hours later, GDQ had cut the stream mid-run, turned down the money, posted an apology, and promised to start vetting who actually owns its sponsors. Three hours, start to finish.
The apology did something a lot of corporate apologies botch. Think about this from the perspective of a runner on that stream, who trained for months and had nothing to do with the crisis itself. A lazy apology would blur everyone into one vague "we're sorry this happened." But GDQ drew a hard line instead saying explicitly that the runners and host "had nothing to do with this decision." It named the harm and named who caused it (themselves directly) while clearing the people caught in the middle. That's harder than it looks, because it means taking the blame instead of spreading it around, and most legal-reviewed apologies spread it around. Underneath that, though, is the boring lesson nobody wants: this was a due-diligence failure, not a messaging one. SNK's Saudi ownership has been public since 2022, it's on the company's Wikipedia page. Somebody should have caught that.
Now the part that should bother you, because it complicates the tidy "GDQ handled it well" story. Everyone praised that fast, clean apology but the apology got the central fact wrong. GDQ said SNK was owned by Saudi Arabia's Public Investment Fund, the sovereign fund you've seen buying up golf and soccer. It's not. SNK is owned by the Misk Foundation, a separate outfit, through its gaming arm. Both trace back to the same crown prince, but they're different entities, and GDQ named the wrong one in the apology itself, the document everyone held up as the model response. Of course, almost nobody noticed or cared.
Look at what that tells you, because it cuts against everything we usually preach about getting the facts right. GDQ moved fast, took the blame cleanly, and named the people it had let down and that bought so much goodwill that a factual error at the dead center of the controversy just slid by.
Maybe that's comforting: when you screw up, people reward contrition and speed over a perfect account of what happened. Or maybe it's unsettling: even the corrections we hold up as gold standards get almost no fact-checking, as long as they sound right and sound sorry. I'm not sure which. But it's worth carrying into the next crisis you run, when you're weighing whether to move fast or move accurately and telling yourself you have to choose.
How you talk about a record quarter depends on what you need your audience to believe next
Yesterday morning, J.P. Morgan, Goldman Sachs, and Wells Fargo all told investors how they did last quarter. The underlying facts were the same for all three: record profits, a boom in dealmaking and trading, a US economy that's outrun every recession prediction for two straight years but what wasn't the same was how each bank chose to talk about it. Each approach reflected what that bank's audience most likely walked in worried about, and what they need to believe heading into the second half of the year.
Jamie Dimon told JPMorgan's call that conditions were getting "close to as good as it gets" and then said he doesn't know how long it lasts. In his earnings-day remarks, he compared the risks building under the market to tectonic plates shifting below the surface: wars, inflation, governments piling up debt. His CFO told analysts the bank would slow down buying back its own stock so what he was really saying is our own shares have gotten too expensive to be worth buying. Then Dimon disclosed something most CEOs in his position would not: AI has already cut 30 to 40 percent of jobs in certain corners of the bank adding that most of those people were offered roles elsewhere and he told investors not to expect AI to make the bank dramatically more profitable, because every competitor is buying the same technology, and when everyone has the same advantage, nobody gets to keep it. Four uncomfortable messages from one leadership team in a single earnings day (great results, hidden danger, less cash coming back to shareholders, and an honest accounting of AI's effect on jobs) and the stock rose 2.5 percent anyway. The reason is that Dimon has spent two decades being right about the big economic calls before his peers were ready to hear them. He's managing something longer than this quarter's expectations: his own accountability when conditions turn.
David Solomon at Goldman Sachs ran a different play. Record revenue of $20.3 billion, up 39 percent from a year ago. The business of advising big companies on mergers was up 90 percent in the first half. Fees for helping companies sell their stock more than doubled. Solomon's release included the obligatory sentence about a complicated world and careful risk management but it sat where boilerplate sits. The lead was really around acceleration: clients are active, the pipeline is full, more is coming. Goldman gets paid when companies are doing deals, so full-speed-ahead framing reflects exactly what Goldman's clients pay Goldman to be. There's an asymmetry between these first two plays, though, because they carry different downside. Dimon's warnings buy him insurance against the turn. Solomon's framing sells it. So if markets stumble in the fourth quarter, Dimon owns his caution and Solomon owns his momentum but of course only one of those positions ages well.
Some context on Wells Fargo that most people outside banking don't know: in 2018, as punishment for the fake-accounts scandal, the Fed did something it had never done to a major bank which is that it froze Wells Fargo's size. For seven years, the bank was legally barred from growing. That penalty came off in June 2025, and on this week's call, Wells Fargo put the punishment in the same sentence as the results: the cap is gone, and thirteen months of being allowed to grow again produced 12 percent more lending, 10 percent more deposits, 17 percent more profit. The numbers weren't left to speak for themselves and for an audience that has spent seven years waiting for exactly those figures next to exactly that milestone.
Ahead of your next earnings, all-hands, or CEO message about a big result, make sure you have a clear answer to what the people hearing this are walking in worried about. If you can't fill in the blank, you're not ready to draft and you need to go find out. Then pressure-test your plan against what these three actually did. If your CEO wants to deliver a warning alongside good news, push honestly whether they've banked the credibility to do it. Dimon can play that card because he's been right early for twenty years; a CEO without that track record will just sound like they're hedging their own results. If you have to disclose something painful, steal Dimon's construction: put the cut and the cushion in the same sentence, because whichever half you leave for the next paragraph is the half that won't survive. And if your audience has been waiting on a specific milestone like a penalty lifted, a leadership change, a turnaround promised, name it yourself and attach the results to it in one sentence, the way Wells Fargo did, because if you make them connect the dots you've wasted all the time they spent watching. The message that fails is usually the one that answers a question nobody was asking, while the fear they did walk in with sits there unaddressed.